Conversations with the men in my house.

1. Conversation with Jacob--"Mom, I got a four year scholarship to Colorado State. " Me--"Really, that's great! " Jacob--"I think I'll go to UNT."

2. Conversation with David-- "Mom, do you need the guest list for my surprise birthday party? Remember, I want to go to that rock climbing place, but be sure you don't do the party on May 16, that's auditions for West Side Story. And work around all the banquets at the end of school, too. Maybe you should just have my surprise 16th birthday party in the summer."

3. Conversation with Chris--"Can you get the vin number for my truck off the insurance stuff?" Me--"Yes, but why?" Chris--"My truck has been stolen from the parking lot at work."